>i>MAny Many Years Ago in Colombia while i was being created... with lots of love..

somewhere In the realm where everything is created, God was giving different characteristics to every one, and we all were getting equal amounts of features. But when he got to the BUCKET OF AWESOMENESS, he started to get all jolly and happy, spraying awesome everywhere with his eyes blinded with awesome.

The universe was getting all funky and colorful, and God kept giving it all away recklessly with out paying attention, and all the sudden! He tripped, fell and sent the BUCKET OF AWESOME flying across the millions of people who were about to be born, It was a mad dash when when the BUCKET OF AWESOME crashed and flew into a sea of souls. the angels came running they'd have caught it, had it not been for the intense speed at which it was moving over everyone down the winding path.

All the angels came dashing to find only one soul, buried under tons of AWESOME DUST. The poor soul was the only survivor from the overload of awesomeness that filled every vain in their spectral body of energy, and turning them into Explosions in the sky. But there was something different with this soul, this soul shinned just like the very same Dust In which it was buried his` breath smelled like flowers, his words sounded like the Beatles and his eyes looked like the future. God took a look at the Awesome Being, and Gathered Buddha, Jesus, Gnash, and the others gods and they all said " Now That You are The Only Source Of awesome; We Cant Let You Go" The universe trembled with a resonance similar to the Gods, but, more Jamming and Tropical, it was accompanied with Drums And trumpets, and with a dark silhouette shining with gold, green and crimson rays of light.

It was Bob Marley. He came Dancing to the Gods And Said, " Yo must Let our Child go. he is destined to share the awesome with the world, Jus like we are all made of all thing, all things are made of us, Its all unity." he blew some smoke of his awesome herb, took another hit and continued " He Will Jam With all of those around him, he will give and absorb awesome from every one, sharing with the world. we must learn how to let go so we can receive again." The inspirational words of his vibrant and booming voice convinced the gods. Bob Marley Took another hit and spoke once again " we must name our child, and since he was Gods Awesome Mistake he shall be Named Christian." Everyone agreed and the name was branded on the soul. Minutes later the soul was shot into A hospital in Cali, Colombia, and just in the same way he was shot from the skies he was shot from the womb of his mother.

Cristian Grew as a happy child with no memory of his past, without memory of the awesome accident that had gifted him, and so he lived many years giving and taking, breathing and eating awesome. but his awesome potential hadn't been released to the max, so the gods decided to visiting again in his dreams and explained the purpose of his life and the meaning of his birth. the next morning cristian opened his eyes to see the rays of gold and green and said " so strange, now that i've awoke. i feel so changed, now that the morning broke, things have changed since the last time we spoke. and so he completely opened his eyes to see some sun had fallen over him.